The inability to wear certain colours

Now not only are we restricted by the sun *cough the devil cough* but we also have the inability to wear certain colours. Like me for example I should never wear orange unless I wish to be smite down with the hand of God for causing peoples eyes to burn. No seriously, pale people have the inability to wear some browns and greens. This is because it washes us out and makes even more fatally ill looking then we already were. I mean if we weren't already see-through enough with all our veins showing under our white ass skin.

When we wear said colours we probably look mousey (if you understand that) or we look ill. But there is a plus side to this. For those pale people going with the goth look, my hat is off to you, work that. Pale people actually look great in darker clothes, not to say we don't look good in brighter colours too cause we do. Like every other skin colour group we have our own set of ups and downs.